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tak comel.

(1:46 AM) pentipu: You really need to teach me French.
(1:47 AM) typofee: Why
(1:47 AM) typofee: Oni va?
(1:47 AM) pentipu: I only know Oui and Messi
(1:48 AM) pentipu: And the fucking HR dudes over at Marseilles don't know English
(1:48 AM) typofee: i know "lets" or something like jom is Oni Va (i... dont know how to spell it though)
(1:48 AM) typofee: damn son.
(1:48 AM) typofee: but why me
(1:49 AM) pentipu: Because you're the only one online? And because I just got a call from Marseilles, and the HR dude doesn't even know how to speak proper English
(1:49 AM) typofee: hm
(1:49 AM) pentipu: *pissed*
(1:51 AM) typofee: welll
(1:51 AM) typofee: learn french, get a book tomorrow, indulge in french films & music!
(1:52 AM) pentipu: Well I did try downloading those Heroes episodes with French subtitles but still..
(1:52 AM) typofee: HAHAHAH
(1:52 AM) typofee: gila comel
(1:53 AM) pentipu: Don't mention. I am.
(1:53 AM) typofee: AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH FUCK NO
(1:54 AM) pentipu: Why we have to go through this once again?
(1:54 AM) typofee: entah
(1:54 AM) typofee: but i dont know french
(1:54 AM) typofee: so
(1:55 AM) pentipu: So fuck you Ghoberght Geevanong (Robert Gevanon)
(1:55 AM) pentipu: of the HR Dept
(1:56 AM) typofee: get a french book
(1:56 AM) typofee: or. ask them to learn english
(1:56 AM) pentipu: People at the dept says I should work for them (because I am able and comel), but HR is so fucking stupid they cant understand English. What should I do?
(1:57 AM) typofee: where did that comel come from
(1:57 AM) typofee: use your comelness to make them understand
(1:57 AM) typofee: oh lord i can't stop laughing
(1:57 AM) typofee: learn french!
(1:58 AM) pentipu: That would really take years. But I did say MEH SI at the end of the phone call, btw.
(1:58 AM) typofee: i dont know man
(1:58 AM) pentipu: Where? He did say soemthing like mig-nion.. so I assumed he's saying I am really comel.
(1:58 AM) typofee: OH WAIT
(1:58 AM) typofee: lol wtf
(1:59 AM) typofee: WAIT I HAVE THIS french lady's business card but i just remembered she wants someonethat can speak both french and malay... ok nevermind
(1:59 AM) typofee: she wants to learn malay
(1:59 AM) typofee: hm
(1:59 AM) pentipu: Well, my resume ada gambar and most French guys esp those working at HR are gay anyways so.. he must be saying that I am comel.
(1:59 AM) typofee: my brother learnt french, but he cant remember much
(1:59 AM) typofee: HAHAHAHA
(2:00 AM) typofee: so you dont mind having french guys imagining on snogging up on you?
(2:00 AM) pentipu: As long as they don't touch me and I get my dream job, I dont really mind.
(2:00 AM) typofee: damn cheap
(2:00 AM) typofee: but this is for a good reason, so i guess ok la kot
(2:01 AM) typofee: well
(2:01 AM) typofee: i have a friend who is mixed french
(2:01 AM) typofee: but i dont know whether she'll be thrilled to teach you
(2:02 AM) pentipu: That's cheap, but for a job that pays you far from cheap, I dont mind.
(2:02 AM) pentipu: Is she single?
(2:02 AM) typofee: ..... she's still hung up on her ex.
(2:02 AM) pentipu: So she is single.
(2:02 AM) typofee: but not available
(2:03 AM) pentipu: She is single.
(2:04 AM) typofee: but not available.
(2:04 AM) typofee: and i don't think she'll fall for you anyway
(2:04 AM) typofee: probably only french gay guys only la kot
(2:04 AM) pentipu: Because I am comel?
(2:05 AM) typofee: uh.
(2:05 AM) typofee: T_T
(2:05 AM) pentipu: Shit now you're crying because of my mignon-ness
(2:06 AM) pentipu: I am so sorry.
(2:06 AM) typofee: LOL WHAT
(2:06 AM) typofee: i am not crying over anything
(2:06 AM) typofee: especially about you, why would i
(2:07 AM) pentipu: Because I am comel?
(2:07 AM) typofee: no.
(2:07 AM) pentipu: Liar just like the gay HR Robert Gevanon.
(2:07 AM) typofee: i am not gay
(2:07 AM) typofee: nor french
(2:07 AM) typofee: nor HR
(2:08 AM) typofee: nor Robert Gevanon.
(2:08 AM) typofee: therefore i do not lie. (A)
(2:08 AM) pentipu: Buth both of you said Im comel/
(2:08 AM) typofee: Mana ada
(2:08 AM) pentipu: typofee says: gila comel
(2:08 AM) pentipu: Why do we have to go though this again?
(2:09 AM) typofee: it was about heroes in french
(2:09 AM) typofee: not about you
(2:09 AM) typofee: T_T
(2:09 AM) typofee: i dont know, i'm supposed to be sleeping la
(2:09 AM) pentipu: Oh my you crying again, so sorry.
(2:10 AM) typofee: well do something about it
(2:10 AM) pentipu: Okay am gonna chow for now, nanti lama-lama kering air mata.
(2:10 AM) pentipu: Bye
(2:11 AM) typofee: good
(2:11 AM) typofee: i have to go sleep now
(2:11 AM) pentipu: Dont cry over someone like me.
(2:11 AM) typofee: maybe i am going to meet the real comel stuff in my dreams, not you
(2:11 AM) typofee: lol don't worry i won't.
(2:11 AM) pentipu: I understand, it's hard.
(2:12 AM) typofee: what
(2:12 AM) pentipu: Nothing, just my mignonness
(2:13 AM) typofee: no
(2:13 AM) typofee: no
(2:13 AM) typofee: http://data.tumblr.com/D9QEnuQFofm85qbxbN8YWK7eo1_500.jpg
(2:13 AM) pentipu: A picture of me?
(2:13 AM) typofee: no
(2:14 AM) pentipu: Shit, a competitor.
(2:14 AM) typofee: the cat wins, to be honest
(2:14 AM) pentipu: But no worries, Im mignon-er
(2:14 AM) typofee: nu uh the cat is
(2:15 AM) typofee: mignon-est
(2:15 AM) typofee: among the two
(2:15 AM) pentipu: I understand you.
(2:15 AM) pentipu: No need to worry
(2:16 AM) typofee: worry what
(2:16 AM) pentipu: It's nothing.
(2:16 AM) pentipu: I totally understand.
(2:16 AM) pentipu: Bye bye
(2:16 AM) pentipu: Meh si
(2:16 AM) typofee: ok
(2:16 AM) typofee: cao
(2:17 AM) typofee: ciao

021.

(4:00 PM) pentipu Why are the blog templates all shitty looking ones?
(4:00 PM) typofee blog templates for blogspot you mean?
(4:00 PM) pentipu Ya
(4:00 PM) typofee i dunno
(4:00 PM) typofee the new templates are such a bitch on working it out
(4:01 PM) typofee eventho the archiving is spiffy
(4:01 PM) typofee usually stick to the... the... minima punya
(4:01 PM) typofee then you can change things around easier
(4:01 PM) pentipu I have no idea.
(4:02 PM) typofee ala kesian
(4:02 PM) typofee use the simple looking one
(4:02 PM) typofee then you can play around with it
(4:02 PM) typofee yg the white one
(4:03 PM) pentipu I stil have no idea.
(4:03 PM) typofee .....
(4:04 PM) typofee dyou want me to guide you or dyou just want to remain idea-less
(4:04 PM) pentipu I have no idea.
(4:05 PM) typofee damn son.
(4:05 PM) pentipu I know.
(4:06 PM) typofee ok.
(4:07 PM) typofee so
(4:07 PM) typofee why blogspot?
(4:08 PM) pentipu I dunno, probably the most basic
(4:08 PM) typofee are you going to blog in malay or something
(4:08 PM) typofee oooo~~
(4:08 PM) pentipu O so trendy now to blog in Malay
(4:09 PM) typofee ya lor
(4:09 PM) typofee and talk about racy issues
(4:09 PM) typofee as if you're so high on eveyrthing
(4:09 PM) pentipu I'm not going to err..blog. Saja nak transfer my notes in Fesbuk to another medium
(4:09 PM) pentipu There is another?
(4:10 PM) typofee kikiki
(4:10 PM) typofee another what
(4:10 PM) typofee there's livejournal
(4:10 PM) pentipu Right. Any good?
(4:10 PM) typofee yeah
(4:10 PM) typofee it's neat
(4:10 PM) typofee if you need help on the layout i can help you |:
(4:10 PM) pentipu I dont.
(4:10 PM) typofee OK FINE.
(4:11 PM) typofee and why're you listening to coldplay. gasps le pute is listening!
(4:11 PM) typofee there's wordpress, but i dont know how to use it heh
(4:11 PM) typofee but blogspot is for easiest public access so
(4:12 PM) pentipu Wordpress does sound better than livejourney, or journal.
(4:12 PM) typofee o macam ni la
(4:12 PM) typofee but wordpress layouts are bleh
(4:13 PM) pentipu I dont care about layouts. Never did.*coughs*
(4:13 PM) typofee " pentipu says:
Why are the blog templates all shitty looking ones?"


o ic.
(4:13 PM) pentipu *Coughs*
(4:13 PM) typofee oic
(4:14 PM) pentipu I cant find a good domain name
(4:14 PM) typofee iamlepute.blogspot.com
(4:14 PM) pentipu Good idea.
(4:14 PM) typofee yezzaaaaa |:
(4:15 PM) pentipu The blog you were looking for, [his blog which shall not be named] doesn't exist but you can create it now!
(4:15 PM) typofee well
(4:15 PM) typofee have fun creating.
(4:15 PM) pentipu

Sorry, that username already exists!
(4:15 PM) typofee HAHA
(4:16 PM) pentipu *Coughs*
(4:16 PM) typofee dyou need some strepsils or something
(4:16 PM) pentipu Im having one.
(4:16 PM) typofee then it aint working cos you're still coughing so.
(4:17 PM) typofee no [his blog which shall not be named] then? aww
(4:17 PM) typofee but all your buddies are using blogspot
(4:17 PM) pentipu Doesnt matter
(4:17 PM) typofee o trying to be out of the norm eh
(4:17 PM) pentipu As always,
(4:17 PM) typofee buh.
(4:18 PM) pentipu What is buh
(4:18 PM) typofee buh.
(4:18 PM) pentipu What is
(4:19 PM) typofee idk
(4:19 PM) typofee i dunno
(4:19 PM) pentipu IDK stands for I dont know?
(4:19 PM) typofee yes.
(4:19 PM) pentipu ID stands for I dunno?
(4:20 PM) typofee if you like it that way, then yes
(4:20 PM) pentipu *Puts in dictionary*
(4:21 PM) typofee credit me pls tq
(4:21 PM) pentipu Sure
(4:21 PM) typofee thanks bb
(4:21 PM) pentipu What is BB?
(4:21 PM) pentipu Bye bye?
(4:21 PM) typofee no
(4:21 PM) pentipu Buh buh?
(4:22 PM) typofee ahahahaha
(4:22 PM) typofee you can take it that way too
(4:22 PM) typofee ahahha
(4:22 PM) pentipu Why are you laughing?
(4:22 PM) typofee cannot me
(4:22 PM) typofee h
(4:22 PM) pentipu ?
(4:22 PM) pentipu H stands for?
(4:23 PM) pentipu Ha?
(4:23 PM) pentipu HHHHHHHHH
(4:23 PM) pentipu Hi?
(4:23 PM) pentipu HHHHHHHH
(4:23 PM) typofee HO
(4:23 PM) pentipu HHHHHHHH
(4:23 PM) typofee HHHHHHHHH
(4:24 PM) pentipu O
(4:24 PM) typofee IC
(4:24 PM) pentipu IC stands for?
(4:24 PM) pentipu I can't?
(4:25 PM) typofee i seee
(4:25 PM) typofee o i see
(4:25 PM) typofee OIC
(4:25 PM) typofee HHHHHHHH
(4:25 PM) pentipu Shouldn't that be like, OIS?
(4:26 PM) pentipu Or IS?
(4:26 PM) typofee but if you say OIC out loud, it's equivalent to oh i see
(4:26 PM) typofee so this one doesnt have to follow the rule
(4:26 PM) pentipu But S isn't C.
(4:26 PM) pentipu You are cheating.
(4:27 PM) typofee it's a universal agreement, i'm not cheating.
(4:27 PM) pentipu Everybody's cheating.
(4:27 PM) pentipu Except me.
(4:27 PM) typofee *COUGHS*
(4:27 PM) pentipu *C*
(4:27 PM) typofee WTF
(4:28 PM) pentipu WTF is?
(4:28 PM) typofee that doesnt work like that!
(4:28 PM) typofee you're cheating!
(4:28 PM) pentipu Where's the fun?
(4:28 PM) pentipu WTF?
(4:29 PM) typofee no
(4:30 PM) typofee -_-
(4:30 PM) pentipu -_- stands for what?
(4:30 PM) typofee it's a face
(4:30 PM) pentipu This one is probably the hardest.
(4:30 PM) typofee are you being serious or
(4:30 PM) pentipu I am always serious.
(4:30 PM) pentipu A face?
(4:30 PM) typofee .
(4:31 PM) pentipu You kidding?
(4:31 PM) typofee yes
(4:31 PM) pentipu O
(4:32 PM) typofee ok dear i gotta get ready
(4:32 PM) typofee the boys' picking me up
(4:32 PM) typofee papai
(4:32 PM) pentipu O
(4:32 PM) pentipu *C*
(4:32 PM) pentipu HF!
(4:32 PM) typofee what's with the *C*
(4:32 PM) typofee WHAT'S HF
(4:32 PM) pentipu You're slow.
(4:32 PM) pentipu YS
(4:32 PM) typofee WHAT'S HFFFFFFFFF
(4:33 PM) typofee he fierce?
(4:33 PM) typofee he fucks?
(4:33 PM) typofee ew
(4:33 PM) pentipu NIK
(4:33 PM) typofee WHAT
(4:33 PM) pentipu HHHYS
(4:33 PM) pentipu SS
(4:46 PM) typofee ok he's not here yet
(4:46 PM) typofee what do all those mean anyway
(4:47 PM) typofee you're cheating
(4:47 PM) typofee YC
(4:47 PM) pentipu Who?
(4:47 PM) typofee you
(4:47 PM) pentipu M?
(4:47 PM) typofee Y
(4:47 PM) pentipu IDU?
(4:47 PM) typofee IDE
(4:47 PM) pentipu SAI
(4:48 PM) typofee WITA
(4:48 PM) pentipu IAT
(4:48 PM) pentipu IAT,N!
(4:48 PM) typofee W?
(4:48 PM) pentipu NM
(4:49 PM) typofee W
(4:49 PM) typofee WWWWWWWWWWW
(4:49 PM) pentipu HHHHHHYKN
(4:49 PM) typofee DY
(4:49 PM) pentipu HHHHH
(4:50 PM) typofee WWWWWWWW
(4:50 PM) pentipu HHHHHHHH
(4:50 PM) typofee WWWWWWW
(4:50 PM) typofee WIN
(4:50 PM) typofee ok i go now
(4:50 PM) typofee papai

012.

(10:07 PM) meems I seriously need to come up with something cute to write ~_~
(10:07 PM) typofee like
(10:07 PM) typofee someone who knits a lot for her husband
(10:08 PM) typofee right down to his food
(10:08 PM) typofee until he got annoyed
(10:08 PM) typofee and turned out that the girl is just addictd to sewing
(10:08 PM) meems ...
(10:08 PM) typofee because her mother never appreciated her sewing
(10:08 PM) meems awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(10:08 PM) typofee and the husband never took notice of it
(10:09 PM) meems awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(10:09 PM) meems WEI MANA YOU DAPAT NI
(10:09 PM) typofee then he decided to knit her a house
(10:09 PM) typofee YAY
(10:09 PM) typofee LOL I DUNNO
(10:09 PM) meems HAHAHAHA KNIT HER A HOUSE
(10:09 PM) typofee MY FRIEND IS INTERESTED IN SEWING STUFF ALL OF A SUDDEN
(10:09 PM) meems HAHAHHAHA
(10:09 PM) typofee SO YA AHAHAHAH
(10:09 PM) meems HAHAHAHHAHAHA
(10:09 PM) meems YOU WRITE IT!
(10:09 PM) typofee LOL
(10:09 PM) typofee GILA CRACK OKAY
(10:09 PM) meems YA
(10:09 PM) meems THAT'S WHY
(10:09 PM) typofee HAHAHAHA
(10:10 PM) typofee well, worst comes to worst, the girl knits a replica of her husband or something.
(10:10 PM) meems ...kesiannye
(10:11 PM) typofee that's why i'll exclude that one out
(10:11 PM) meems yes...that is too morbid my dear
(10:11 PM) typofee hahah
(10:11 PM) typofee UNLESS
(10:11 PM) typofee SEKRITL
(10:11 PM) typofee Y
(10:11 PM) typofee THE HUSBAND
LIKES

TO


BAKE.
(10:11 PM) meems OH YEA
(10:12 PM) typofee HE EVEN BAKED A COOKIE THAT IS SHAPED LIKE A BED.
(10:12 PM) meems THEY SLEEP ON THE COOKIE BED
(10:12 PM) meems AND THEN
(10:12 PM) meems THEY EAT THE COOKIE!
(10:13 PM) typofee LOL
(10:13 PM) meems THE BED'S SIZE STARTS DECREASING
(10:13 PM) meems SO HE HAS TO
(10:13 PM) typofee siannye everyday the husband have to bake
(10:13 PM) meems BAKE EVERY THREE WEEKS
(10:13 PM) typofee HHAHAHA
(10:13 PM) meems LOL THEY SLEEP ON ROTTEN BED
(10:13 PM) typofee AHAHHAHAHA
(10:13 PM) typofee LOL
(10:13 PM) meems LOLOLOL
(10:13 PM) meems SICK
(10:13 PM) typofee I BET THERE MUST BE LOADS OF ANTS EW.
(10:13 PM) typofee OR
(10:13 PM) typofee the wife likes to sew, right? so one day the husband asked her to sew bed mattress and all that jazz
(10:14 PM) typofee and he puts it on the cookie
(10:14 PM) typofee so she didnt notice
(10:14 PM) typofee so when she sew food for him
(10:14 PM) typofee and diorang gaduh2 and she merajuk
(10:14 PM) typofee she starting ripping off the bed mattress
(10:14 PM) typofee TENGOK TENGOK
(10:14 PM) meems LMAO LMAO LMAO
(10:14 PM) typofee HOLY SNAPS I'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A HEUG COOKIE
(10:14 PM) meems KATIL LEMAU
(10:14 PM) meems KATIL LEMAU
(10:14 PM) typofee HAHAHAHA
(10:14 PM) typofee KATIL LEMAU
(10:14 PM) meems NO WONDER IT'S SO DAMN SOFT
(10:14 PM) meems BAHAHAHHAHAHA
(10:15 PM) typofee AND NO WONDER IT SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE EvENTHOUGH THEY HAVE 3854714956914659864 ROSES IN THE ROOM
(10:15 PM) typofee man.
(10:15 PM) typofee that'll be heaven
(10:15 PM) meems AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHEESIEST COUPLE EVER
(10:15 PM) typofee chocolate smelld room mmmmmm #drool
(10:15 PM) typofee LOL I KNOW RITE
(10:15 PM) meems AWWW COMEL COMEL!
(10:15 PM) typofee so they had sex.
(10:16 PM) typofee i mean they live happily ever after.
(10:16 PM) meems ON THE COOKIE BED
(10:16 PM) typofee LOL
(10:16 PM) typofee ........... EW.