022.

(2:11 AM) typofee Haiya bina ilal mat'aam (Come, let's go to the eating place)
(2:11 AM) pentipu Haiya. (Come.)
(2:11 AM) typofee ana uriddu habibi... (I want my lover...)
(2:11 AM) pentipu Haiya. (Come.)


now that was scary

021.

(4:00 PM) pentipu Why are the blog templates all shitty looking ones?
(4:00 PM) typofee blog templates for blogspot you mean?
(4:00 PM) pentipu Ya
(4:00 PM) typofee i dunno
(4:00 PM) typofee the new templates are such a bitch on working it out
(4:01 PM) typofee eventho the archiving is spiffy
(4:01 PM) typofee usually stick to the... the... minima punya
(4:01 PM) typofee then you can change things around easier
(4:01 PM) pentipu I have no idea.
(4:02 PM) typofee ala kesian
(4:02 PM) typofee use the simple looking one
(4:02 PM) typofee then you can play around with it
(4:02 PM) typofee yg the white one
(4:03 PM) pentipu I stil have no idea.
(4:03 PM) typofee .....
(4:04 PM) typofee dyou want me to guide you or dyou just want to remain idea-less
(4:04 PM) pentipu I have no idea.
(4:05 PM) typofee damn son.
(4:05 PM) pentipu I know.
(4:06 PM) typofee ok.
(4:07 PM) typofee so
(4:07 PM) typofee why blogspot?
(4:08 PM) pentipu I dunno, probably the most basic
(4:08 PM) typofee are you going to blog in malay or something
(4:08 PM) typofee oooo~~
(4:08 PM) pentipu O so trendy now to blog in Malay
(4:09 PM) typofee ya lor
(4:09 PM) typofee and talk about racy issues
(4:09 PM) typofee as if you're so high on eveyrthing
(4:09 PM) pentipu I'm not going to err..blog. Saja nak transfer my notes in Fesbuk to another medium
(4:09 PM) pentipu There is another?
(4:10 PM) typofee kikiki
(4:10 PM) typofee another what
(4:10 PM) typofee there's livejournal
(4:10 PM) pentipu Right. Any good?
(4:10 PM) typofee yeah
(4:10 PM) typofee it's neat
(4:10 PM) typofee if you need help on the layout i can help you |:
(4:10 PM) pentipu I dont.
(4:10 PM) typofee OK FINE.
(4:11 PM) typofee and why're you listening to coldplay. gasps le pute is listening!
(4:11 PM) typofee there's wordpress, but i dont know how to use it heh
(4:11 PM) typofee but blogspot is for easiest public access so
(4:12 PM) pentipu Wordpress does sound better than livejourney, or journal.
(4:12 PM) typofee o macam ni la
(4:12 PM) typofee but wordpress layouts are bleh
(4:13 PM) pentipu I dont care about layouts. Never did.*coughs*
(4:13 PM) typofee " pentipu says:
Why are the blog templates all shitty looking ones?"


o ic.
(4:13 PM) pentipu *Coughs*
(4:13 PM) typofee oic
(4:14 PM) pentipu I cant find a good domain name
(4:14 PM) typofee iamlepute.blogspot.com
(4:14 PM) pentipu Good idea.
(4:14 PM) typofee yezzaaaaa |:
(4:15 PM) pentipu The blog you were looking for, [his blog which shall not be named] doesn't exist but you can create it now!
(4:15 PM) typofee well
(4:15 PM) typofee have fun creating.
(4:15 PM) pentipu

Sorry, that username already exists!
(4:15 PM) typofee HAHA
(4:16 PM) pentipu *Coughs*
(4:16 PM) typofee dyou need some strepsils or something
(4:16 PM) pentipu Im having one.
(4:16 PM) typofee then it aint working cos you're still coughing so.
(4:17 PM) typofee no [his blog which shall not be named] then? aww
(4:17 PM) typofee but all your buddies are using blogspot
(4:17 PM) pentipu Doesnt matter
(4:17 PM) typofee o trying to be out of the norm eh
(4:17 PM) pentipu As always,
(4:17 PM) typofee buh.
(4:18 PM) pentipu What is buh
(4:18 PM) typofee buh.
(4:18 PM) pentipu What is
(4:19 PM) typofee idk
(4:19 PM) typofee i dunno
(4:19 PM) pentipu IDK stands for I dont know?
(4:19 PM) typofee yes.
(4:19 PM) pentipu ID stands for I dunno?
(4:20 PM) typofee if you like it that way, then yes
(4:20 PM) pentipu *Puts in dictionary*
(4:21 PM) typofee credit me pls tq
(4:21 PM) pentipu Sure
(4:21 PM) typofee thanks bb
(4:21 PM) pentipu What is BB?
(4:21 PM) pentipu Bye bye?
(4:21 PM) typofee no
(4:21 PM) pentipu Buh buh?
(4:22 PM) typofee ahahahaha
(4:22 PM) typofee you can take it that way too
(4:22 PM) typofee ahahha
(4:22 PM) pentipu Why are you laughing?
(4:22 PM) typofee cannot me
(4:22 PM) typofee h
(4:22 PM) pentipu ?
(4:22 PM) pentipu H stands for?
(4:23 PM) pentipu Ha?
(4:23 PM) pentipu HHHHHHHHH
(4:23 PM) pentipu Hi?
(4:23 PM) pentipu HHHHHHHH
(4:23 PM) typofee HO
(4:23 PM) pentipu HHHHHHHH
(4:23 PM) typofee HHHHHHHHH
(4:24 PM) pentipu O
(4:24 PM) typofee IC
(4:24 PM) pentipu IC stands for?
(4:24 PM) pentipu I can't?
(4:25 PM) typofee i seee
(4:25 PM) typofee o i see
(4:25 PM) typofee OIC
(4:25 PM) typofee HHHHHHHH
(4:25 PM) pentipu Shouldn't that be like, OIS?
(4:26 PM) pentipu Or IS?
(4:26 PM) typofee but if you say OIC out loud, it's equivalent to oh i see
(4:26 PM) typofee so this one doesnt have to follow the rule
(4:26 PM) pentipu But S isn't C.
(4:26 PM) pentipu You are cheating.
(4:27 PM) typofee it's a universal agreement, i'm not cheating.
(4:27 PM) pentipu Everybody's cheating.
(4:27 PM) pentipu Except me.
(4:27 PM) typofee *COUGHS*
(4:27 PM) pentipu *C*
(4:27 PM) typofee WTF
(4:28 PM) pentipu WTF is?
(4:28 PM) typofee that doesnt work like that!
(4:28 PM) typofee you're cheating!
(4:28 PM) pentipu Where's the fun?
(4:28 PM) pentipu WTF?
(4:29 PM) typofee no
(4:30 PM) typofee -_-
(4:30 PM) pentipu -_- stands for what?
(4:30 PM) typofee it's a face
(4:30 PM) pentipu This one is probably the hardest.
(4:30 PM) typofee are you being serious or
(4:30 PM) pentipu I am always serious.
(4:30 PM) pentipu A face?
(4:30 PM) typofee .
(4:31 PM) pentipu You kidding?
(4:31 PM) typofee yes
(4:31 PM) pentipu O
(4:32 PM) typofee ok dear i gotta get ready
(4:32 PM) typofee the boys' picking me up
(4:32 PM) typofee papai
(4:32 PM) pentipu O
(4:32 PM) pentipu *C*
(4:32 PM) pentipu HF!
(4:32 PM) typofee what's with the *C*
(4:32 PM) typofee WHAT'S HF
(4:32 PM) pentipu You're slow.
(4:32 PM) pentipu YS
(4:32 PM) typofee WHAT'S HFFFFFFFFF
(4:33 PM) typofee he fierce?
(4:33 PM) typofee he fucks?
(4:33 PM) typofee ew
(4:33 PM) pentipu NIK
(4:33 PM) typofee WHAT
(4:33 PM) pentipu HHHYS
(4:33 PM) pentipu SS
(4:46 PM) typofee ok he's not here yet
(4:46 PM) typofee what do all those mean anyway
(4:47 PM) typofee you're cheating
(4:47 PM) typofee YC
(4:47 PM) pentipu Who?
(4:47 PM) typofee you
(4:47 PM) pentipu M?
(4:47 PM) typofee Y
(4:47 PM) pentipu IDU?
(4:47 PM) typofee IDE
(4:47 PM) pentipu SAI
(4:48 PM) typofee WITA
(4:48 PM) pentipu IAT
(4:48 PM) pentipu IAT,N!
(4:48 PM) typofee W?
(4:48 PM) pentipu NM
(4:49 PM) typofee W
(4:49 PM) typofee WWWWWWWWWWW
(4:49 PM) pentipu HHHHHHYKN
(4:49 PM) typofee DY
(4:49 PM) pentipu HHHHH
(4:50 PM) typofee WWWWWWWW
(4:50 PM) pentipu HHHHHHHH
(4:50 PM) typofee WWWWWWW
(4:50 PM) typofee WIN
(4:50 PM) typofee ok i go now
(4:50 PM) typofee papai

020.

typofee ah shit why is facebook not workinggggg
typofee internet ku krezi ho
pentipu Probably because I am too busy.
typofee what do you have got to do with facebook.
pentipu I am Facebook



pentipu I am totally busy
typofee busy with what
pentipu Busying myself
typofee ... that sounds so wrong D:
pentipu Because it sounds like I'm busy?
typofee no




haha oh damn after 1 year.

019.

meems congratulations on nieceness :)
typofee you're welcome :D
meems ....
meems you're welcome? :-O
typofee EH
typofee THANKS
meems HAHAHAA

018.

meems hellooooo <3
meems ilaffyou
typofee i lough you too!
typofee *LOVe
typofee HAHAH LOUGH
meems AHAHHAA LOUGH WTF :O

017.

typofee na na na teballll... something... whatever... BAK BAK BAKDATANG!


note: trs
I'm sorry wordsmanifest.

016.

typofee OMG TODAY I FINALLY DISCOVERED THE MIRACLE OF SOFTLAN





While living in hostel life, sometimes you have to wash using your own hands. Softlan is a detergent that helps making the fabric, well, soft, at the same time.

015.

typofee
      Azim,
I think we should do a "one-night-stand."



*& it was supposed to be stand up comedy.

014.

013.




now this is gold

012.

(10:07 PM) meems I seriously need to come up with something cute to write ~_~
(10:07 PM) typofee like
(10:07 PM) typofee someone who knits a lot for her husband
(10:08 PM) typofee right down to his food
(10:08 PM) typofee until he got annoyed
(10:08 PM) typofee and turned out that the girl is just addictd to sewing
(10:08 PM) meems ...
(10:08 PM) typofee because her mother never appreciated her sewing
(10:08 PM) meems awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(10:08 PM) typofee and the husband never took notice of it
(10:09 PM) meems awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(10:09 PM) meems WEI MANA YOU DAPAT NI
(10:09 PM) typofee then he decided to knit her a house
(10:09 PM) typofee YAY
(10:09 PM) typofee LOL I DUNNO
(10:09 PM) meems HAHAHAHA KNIT HER A HOUSE
(10:09 PM) typofee MY FRIEND IS INTERESTED IN SEWING STUFF ALL OF A SUDDEN
(10:09 PM) meems HAHAHHAHA
(10:09 PM) typofee SO YA AHAHAHAH
(10:09 PM) meems HAHAHAHHAHAHA
(10:09 PM) meems YOU WRITE IT!
(10:09 PM) typofee LOL
(10:09 PM) typofee GILA CRACK OKAY
(10:09 PM) meems YA
(10:09 PM) meems THAT'S WHY
(10:09 PM) typofee HAHAHAHA
(10:10 PM) typofee well, worst comes to worst, the girl knits a replica of her husband or something.
(10:10 PM) meems ...kesiannye
(10:11 PM) typofee that's why i'll exclude that one out
(10:11 PM) meems yes...that is too morbid my dear
(10:11 PM) typofee hahah
(10:11 PM) typofee UNLESS
(10:11 PM) typofee SEKRITL
(10:11 PM) typofee Y
(10:11 PM) typofee THE HUSBAND
LIKES

TO


BAKE.
(10:11 PM) meems OH YEA
(10:12 PM) typofee HE EVEN BAKED A COOKIE THAT IS SHAPED LIKE A BED.
(10:12 PM) meems THEY SLEEP ON THE COOKIE BED
(10:12 PM) meems AND THEN
(10:12 PM) meems THEY EAT THE COOKIE!
(10:13 PM) typofee LOL
(10:13 PM) meems THE BED'S SIZE STARTS DECREASING
(10:13 PM) meems SO HE HAS TO
(10:13 PM) typofee siannye everyday the husband have to bake
(10:13 PM) meems BAKE EVERY THREE WEEKS
(10:13 PM) typofee HHAHAHA
(10:13 PM) meems LOL THEY SLEEP ON ROTTEN BED
(10:13 PM) typofee AHAHHAHAHA
(10:13 PM) typofee LOL
(10:13 PM) meems LOLOLOL
(10:13 PM) meems SICK
(10:13 PM) typofee I BET THERE MUST BE LOADS OF ANTS EW.
(10:13 PM) typofee OR
(10:13 PM) typofee the wife likes to sew, right? so one day the husband asked her to sew bed mattress and all that jazz
(10:14 PM) typofee and he puts it on the cookie
(10:14 PM) typofee so she didnt notice
(10:14 PM) typofee so when she sew food for him
(10:14 PM) typofee and diorang gaduh2 and she merajuk
(10:14 PM) typofee she starting ripping off the bed mattress
(10:14 PM) typofee TENGOK TENGOK
(10:14 PM) meems LMAO LMAO LMAO
(10:14 PM) typofee HOLY SNAPS I'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A HEUG COOKIE
(10:14 PM) meems KATIL LEMAU
(10:14 PM) meems KATIL LEMAU
(10:14 PM) typofee HAHAHAHA
(10:14 PM) typofee KATIL LEMAU
(10:14 PM) meems NO WONDER IT'S SO DAMN SOFT
(10:14 PM) meems BAHAHAHHAHAHA
(10:15 PM) typofee AND NO WONDER IT SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE EvENTHOUGH THEY HAVE 3854714956914659864 ROSES IN THE ROOM
(10:15 PM) typofee man.
(10:15 PM) typofee that'll be heaven
(10:15 PM) meems AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHEESIEST COUPLE EVER
(10:15 PM) typofee chocolate smelld room mmmmmm #drool
(10:15 PM) typofee LOL I KNOW RITE
(10:15 PM) meems AWWW COMEL COMEL!
(10:15 PM) typofee so they had sex.
(10:16 PM) typofee i mean they live happily ever after.
(10:16 PM) meems ON THE COOKIE BED
(10:16 PM) typofee LOL
(10:16 PM) typofee ........... EW.

011.

typofee i want to pet/hug a dog
typofee but im scared of it licking/biting me in return
typofee tak pasal2 kene samak
deeds i want to pet/hug a hot guy
typofee i ni malas.
typofee AHAHAHHAHA
deedsbut im scared of him licking/biting me in return
typofee well that's some confession.
deeds HAHAHA
deeds THAT WAS SO WRONG
deeds tak pasal kena kejar jakim
deeds i ni malas

010.

deeds AFI
deeds HOW OLD ARE YOU
typofee 17?
deeds how strange would it be
deeds if u dated someone who is 19
typofee uhm.
typofee nadzeri is 19.
deeds ORLY

009.

meems at least you dont have some probably scary dude asking you questions
meems "What is your plan?"
meems "DEFEAT RENJIKON"
meems "Why do you think there are so many problems in the world?"
meems "EVERYONE GOT GEASSED"
meems "Why are your answers weird?"
meems "TOO MANY CRACK CONVOS WITH AFI."

008.

raffick so like my friend just walked up to me
raffick he said
raffick "alamak you cakap dengan kucing"

(i was putting on a cat's face as display pic)

007. (origin of sone ramdon, yo)

typofee & nad kene kejar by a dog while naik basilal. i loled.
xxeemm i loled u textd basilal.
typofee BASILAAAL it can be sone ramdon fantasy character's name & noone will notice.
xxeemm sone ramdon?!

through sms.

006.

typofee caroline is RM25?
typofee at klpac?
alia rabu yes
typofee yay dapat pergi
alia rabu because?
typofee because i can eat the ticket


2007's.

005. (whych juhan is this)

typofee i am trying to avoid j boybands but because of this random goodlooking afi i will listen to them
typofee yo
typofee YA ALLAH
typofee AKU BUAT LAGI
typofee * because of this random goodlooking DUDE
typofee DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
typofee WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEE


my best typo yet. was with alia rabu.

004.

nay taik lalat tuh mmg sengaja letak kat situ
nay atau mmg semulajadi?
typofee enrique iglesias sedekah kat dia

003.

typofee i am scared of girls too
typofee that's why i fo gor women
typofee *go for.





typofee i'll probably move to canada and lounging around in front of a fireplace wearing nightgowns
typofee i think.
meems WHY cadana.
meems CANADA
typofee CADANA
typofee AIEE AIEEE AIEE CARIBBA CARIBBA CADANA
typofee ok sorry
meems ...you crazy.
typofee no.
meems yes.



meems be good.
meems no pushing people into the bitch.